http://myspace.com/______Do you love it?? Be honest. I know you do. Just as an FYI to those sending things to EAR FARM: I respond much better to personalized emails that don't make me feel like a PR hooker. If I'm going to drink the kool aid and write about something that brings traffic my way that's being talked about everywhere else, I'll do it in my own way...like yesterday.
When I get over this mountain, you know where I'm gonna go? Straight down the Myspaceppy River to the Gulf of _______! What the... Hey! Now you can DOWNLOAD "_________" FREE ON MYSPACE. And you can stream all of ________ here: ________. The whole album. Can you even imagine what that's like?
Oh, you know who's REALLY gonna love this? Your readers. Seriously. I hope you like traffic because traffic is the thing that you will have tons of once you post this hair curling item. Also, if you don't have the record yet, will you please tell me so I can give it to you? Great.
Where does that leave us? When the PR email is more interesting/entertaining than the band it is about, I post the email.
Good lord, I feel dirty just reading that. I've got my own little collection of clueless PR missives.
ReplyDeleteGreat Post.
ReplyDeletei thought by now the whole world had caught on to sarcasm. my fault.
ReplyDeleteMatt, I was one click away from posting something exactly like this last week. Form letters in which the blog title is the only thing changed do nothing for me. I seriously had the whole thing written but deleted it since it was pretty scathing. I second your thoughts.
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