Merch Gone Wild - The Brian Wilson Kimono

Think you're a super-fan because you scooped up such and such's exclusive tour-only hand-numbered 7" at their last show? Puhleeez, times have changed son. There's a whole universe of bizarre band memorabilia out there; the merch table's only the tip of the iceberg. So, for those bold few whose obsessions trump financial considerations and simple self-restraint, we've got the cure for your insatiable band-lust. Behold, we present MERCH GONE WILD...

What? - Brian Wilson Embroidered Kimono Robe (one size fits all)

Where? - The Chaser Merchandise Brian Wilson Page

How (Much)? - $125.00 (plus shipping, natch)

Who? - The perfect business casual outfit for bloggers as well as this guy of course (after the jump)...

Brian Wilson circa 1976

When? - The kimono is equally suited for use at home or in the office (oh wait, there's no difference)

Why? - It provides that necessary extra layer of genital-to-laptop insulation for those long bouts of PR email cut-and-pasting while still in bed.

I think I need one of these. Somewhat related, my birthday is March 1st, I'm just sayin'...

Listen:
The Beach Boys - "Gettin' Hungry"