14 February 2008

EAR FARM's Valentine's Day Mix 3: Easily the Cheesiest

Ah Valentine's Day. That syrupy sweet, send flowers to your special someone, son of a gun of a shopping day holiday. If the lords of commerce didn't make off with all of your available credit over the Christmas/Chanukkah season then here comes good ol' February 14th to finish you off. But, but, you don't have to go spending money at the chocolatier, or Hallmark, to get the most out of this holiday. The way we here at EAR FARM see it, whether you've got a sweetheart or not, chances are you'll be listening to music today. And that's where EAR FARM comes in...

My own favorite gift to give (and receive) on this special day has always been the old reliable personalized mix. Not the most original idea, but there is a great deal of genius (and/or love, lust, longing, displeasure, disdain...) that can be relayed in the execution of a well put together mix. The past two years EAR FARM has posted a couple of very special (cheesy) mixes for your enjoyment (links below) and it's become a bit of a tradition. So, this year EAR FARM is back with another very special Cheesy Valentine's Day Mix. And this time it's all about SLOW JAMS.

Slow jams: "the term is most commonly reserved for soft-sounding songs with heavily emotional or romantic lyrical content". In other words, it's the cheesiest EF Valentine's Day mix yet. Irresistibly cheesy. We've highlighted some choice "emotional or romantic" lyrical content from each jam below.

Please enjoy this special gift from EAR FARM to all of you. Download it and give it to your sweetheart and tell him/her that you put the mix together yourself, or enjoy listening to it together and watch the sparks fly (remember, this is a mix meant to be listened to first song to last - it's better that way, trust me), OR (if you're without sweetheart) download this over-the-top get-in-your-pants cheesy slowjam fest and burn it to CD and smash it. One way or another, we hope you enjoy. Click below to view/download the mix.

EAR FARM's Valentine's Day Mix 3: Easily the Cheesiest

1. "My, My, My" by Johnny Gill - BUY the album
"Girl you are so fine
I can't believe you're mine
And all I wanna do
I wanna make love to you"

2. "Shake You Down" by Gregory Abbott - BUY the album
"Girl I wanna shake you down
I could give you all the loving you need
Come on let me take you down
We'll go all the way to heaven"

3. "Stroke You Up" by Changing Faces - BUY the album
"Do you mind if I stroke you up (I don't mind)
Do you mind if I stroke you down (I don't mind)
All through the night (I don't mind)
Until your body's tired"

4. "All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo - BUY the album
"Girl you are close to me just like my mother
Close to me just like my father
Close to me just like my sister
Close to me just like my brother
You are the only one, my everything, and for you this song I sing"

5. "Come & Talk to Me" by Jodeci - BUY the album
"Tell you what it means to me
To see you walking by my way
It really makes my day
Before I go to sleep and dream about you
I'm a single man
I hope that you are single too"

6. "Let Me Love You" by Mario - BUY the album
"If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry 'bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every night, doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fistful of diamonds (hand full of rings)"

7. "Let's Chill" by Guy - BUY the album
"From the first time I saw your face
Girl, I knew I had to have you
I wanted to wrap you with my warm embrace
Visions of your lovely face"

8. "Your Body's Callin'" by R. Kelly - BUY the album
"Whatever it is you want from me, baby
You see you don't have to say nothing
Knowing your body wants something
And it's easy for me to see
That your body's callin' for me"

9. "Freak Me" by Silk - BUY the album
"Let me lick you up and down
Til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you"

10. "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd - BUY the album
"Don't be shy girl come to me
Open up your heart and I'll set you free
I want to touch you in all the
right places, baby
I want to make love to you
All night..."

11. "Have You Seen Her" by MC Hammer - BUY the album
"Oh, my sweet love,
searching 'round the world, what more can I say?
the girl is hard to see like an unseen VJ,
Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her?"

12. "Secret Lovers" by Atlantic Starr - BUY the album
"In the middle of making love we notice the time
We both get nervous ‘cause it’s way after nine
Even though we hate it, we know it’s time that we go
We gotta be careful so that no one will know"

13. "You Are My Lady" by Freddie Jackson - BUY the album
"There's something that I want to say
But words sometimes get in the way
I just want to show my feelings for you
There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than spend every moment with you
I guess you should know - I love you so"

14. "Roni" by Bobby Brown - BUY the album
"The truth about a roni, she's always on the phone
Talking to her homeboy, wishin' they were home alone
She sends ya lovely letters, with the smell of sweet perfume
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you"

15. "For the Love of You (Pt. 1 & 2)" by The Isley Brothers - BUY the album
"Now and then I lose my way
Using words that try to say
What I feel, yeah, love is real
Oh love is real oooh!
I might as well sign my name
On a card which could say it better"

16. "Close the Door" by Teddy Pendergrass - BUY the album
"Close the door baby
And let me know you're mine
Plenty good lovin' all through the night
And then again, and then again,
When the morning comes"

***Download the entire mix as a .zip HERE***

*check out a bonus (live) slow jam over on EARF.

See also:
EAR FARM's Easy Cheesy Valentine's Day Mix (2006)
EAR FARM's Valentine's Day Mix 2: Easy Cheesier (2007)

(above image - the cheesiest Valentine's Day image we could possibly find - found HERE)

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

slow jamz are the best valentine's day gift ever. thanks ear farm... happy valentine's day to you too!

Anonymous said...

aHAHAHAHA

"the girl is hard to see like an unseen VJ, "

that is pure genius. well done again EF.

Anonymous said...

Nice mix! I had totally forgotten about that Hammer cover of "Have You Seen Her."

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Anonymous said...

amazing!! though I miss the commentary like in years passed.

Anonymous said...

for each song I mean, the lil quips and stuff ... still love the mix though I mean K-Ci & JoJo!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you"

nice. what could be more romantic than that?

thanks for the cheesefest ear farm!

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Anonymous said...

dear ear farm,

what is your favorite song on this mix?

signed,
just curious

Matt said...

"favorite"?

hm. well, I have a few actually...

"Stroke You Up" because it makes me laugh
"Have You Seen Her" because it takes me back
and "You Are My Lady" because it's a syrupy sweet classic.

Anonymous said...

stroke you up is such a classic. thanks for the mix, man. i hope it helps me get my freak on!

Anonymous said...

"Plenty good lovin' all through the night And then again, and then again, When the morning comes"

wow, teddy pendergrass gots skillz!

CEC said...

You DID NOT just but out Silk. Remember that horrible British boy band Another Level who covered that song in like 1998? Probably not :(

jinners said...

sweet

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