Funny Music Lists

From McSweeney's:

• Brian Wilson's First Five Suggestions for the Name of the Album That Would Be Called Pet Sounds
• Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War
• Titles of Songs I Could Credibly Write If I Became a Rap Star
• Popular Musicians If England Had Won the Revolutionary War
• Bruce Springsteen Songs, If the Title More Accurately Reflected the Subject Matter
• Modern Air-Guitar Alternatives
• Excerpts From the "Band Members Wanted" Section of the New York Musicians' Exchange (Circa 1987)
• Discarded Titles for Toni Braxton's 1996 Hit "Unbreak My Heart"
• Playlists on Dick Cheney's iPod
• Rejected Titles for Sisqo's "Thong Song"